Presenting: Connecting Luv

Readers.
We have a new sort of coNUNdrum at hand. There is a lonely man on this earth and he's looking for love. Can we help him? Yes we can.  Or we don't deserve the name of our own blog.

Therefore, today, we at Connecting Now are pleased to bring you the first edition of Connecting Luv, in which we advertise the virtues of a certain singleton and let you all have at him/her. Print off the pictures and pass them around to your friends, but hurry cause these puppies are sure to fly outta here like hotcakes!

And of course who better to lead off such a venture than that Crazy Red? Here is her letter that offers her son up to our services:

Ohhhhhh, Yenta! Yenta! Are you there? As you know, Honeybun and I have a son, AJ, who needs your skillful matchmaking assistance!


Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make him a match,
Find him a find,
catch him a catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker
Look through your book,
And make him a perfect match!

Well, so says a mother of a 34-year old never married young man. He's tall, thin, dark eyes, and dark hair sprinkled with grey (yes, already!). He's a tender-hearted guy who has a huge capacity to love yet sometimes has a short fuse when he's trying to concentrate and gets interrupted. He has a very high IQ but, like many young people, forgets to use his head sometimes. AJ has huge earning potential, would LOVE to have a family of his own but is worried it may already be too late for him.

Oh, and by the way, he LOVES tomatoes, homemade salsa, and Ol' Red's homemade V-8 juice! Who could resist a "find" like that!

So, there you have it, Yenta! Make him a perfect match!

Love,
Red

Here are some other stats on AJ:
-He fancies the long, dark-haired type, but he's not closed-minded.
-He needs someone good with money management.
-He is looking for someone who wants to be a stay at home mama someday.
-He wants someone who is up for adventure but is also content with life's simple pleasures...like tomatoes.

But that's neither here nor there. In fact it's kind of dry.

Readers, what we seek from you this day is not your opinions. Instead, we seek some soul -earching questions for AJ so we can get a better profile on him. They can be straight-forward like:

"How soon do you see yourself wanting to have kids after you get married?"

Or completely hypothetical and ridiculous like:

"If you and your sweetheart were canoeing down some grand rapids and a strong current sent your boat careening and your basket of tomato sandwiches flew in one direction, and your sweetheart in the other, what would you do?"

Send in your questions, and we'll compile them.  It's up to Red whether or not she actually has AJ fill out this questionnaire, but we figure the more juicy/provocative/hilarious the questions are, the more likely she'll be to want the answers.

Cause she's a curious one, that Red is.

Here's a shot of AJ as a strapping young three-year-old who had just given himself an unfortunate haircut. Could this be a projection of future sons? Eh?



And finally, we of course must end with a photo of this dashing young man as he is today:



And that's just a taste, ladies.
Only a taste.

And of course, if you or someone you know would like to be/you think should be featured on Connecting Luv, feel free to submit their photo and a brief bio. With or without their consent.

Get to it, people!

XOXO,
Lisa and Maddie

P.S. Prospective girlfriends should not rush to get "I <3 AJ" tattoos to show their dedication to him, as AJ is just a fake Internet name and you'll ultimately feel foolish for rushing into things so quickly.