Dear MikChiks,
So, now, I have a question, and please don't judge me for my ignorance :) but I am still not quite sure if the conundrums you write about are from real people -- do you get letters from readers and that is how you form your responses or do you write the letter asking for advice? if you are taking letters from readers, do you edit them to make them work better for your blog? I ask because I have a possible conundrum I am struggling with in my own life. At least I think it's conundrum... still not 100% clear on the definition but what I do know is I am struggling.
Questioning and Struggling
Dear Questioning,
First off, we would like to assure The Readers that we did NOT write this letter. It came from a "real" person. We do not write letters to ourselves and seek our own advice. We pinky promise this. The repercussions of writing to ourselves (although intriguing) would include a new level of crazy—and we just aren't willing to go there.
Not purposely anyway.
No, when we (Lisa and Maddie) have a conundrum of our own—we write to the Readers. Every once in a great while, we'll do a spoof conundrum for a book review or a plug for one of our Enterprising Readers—but we let it be known. In summary on the first question, our Eclectic Readers REALLY have all these problems—and for that we feel blessed.
We've appreciated every single letter sent in. And we do our best to answer in a manner that entertains YET helps. We gladly take the time to research and write. You are not a means to our end (blogging)--we really like you. We say like because some Readers may not be comfortable with our love. But it's there.
Now do we edit them? Generally, not much. Periodically (no pun intended), we correct a typo or assign a signature or a salutation—as sometimes Readers forget to greet us in the throes of their letter-writing. But generally, we print the "uncut" version—it makes for grittier Reality Blogging.
Right.
There have been exceptions, and Questioning, your correspondence detailing your struggle will be among them as its length is less of a letter and more the length of a manifesto. Not that we've read many of those lately. But no worries—ve haf vays opf dealing vit deese tings—mainly we summarize, but provide a link for the original letter.
And Questioning, no question is ignorant—ESPECIALLY around here. A conundrum is simply anything which perplexes (or sometimes annoys) (to any degree), to which you'd like some input from a Strange Diverse Readership.
We hope this helps clear up some things.
Have we missed anything, Readers?
All in Goodwill,
(oh, yeah, we try to keep "all in goodwill" (our version of the Golden Rule) and "first do no harm" (our version of the Hippocratic Oath) in mind around here.)
Maddie and Lisa



Dear Questioned Struggler,
ReplyDeleteAs a past conundrum letter writing reader, I assure you the Miks do NOT make this stuff up. There are times, though, when letters are sparse and they are succumbed to begging for problems to solve. Many of the followers are aspiring authors (or real ones, too) so when the call goes out for help, we suddenly realize we only need to glance in the mirror and are happy to toss a problem out there for them to ponder and solve.
The beauty of this blog is the ability for the Chiks to go from sarcastic to serious in sixty seconds flat. The not-so-serious answers are fun and entertaining, yet when a so-serious problem arrives (notice I didn't say "real" problem? Because a problem's a problem no matter how small) the mother-daughter duo handle them with utmost integrity and the readers lend their combined years of experience to provide the anonymous letter writer a range of views to draw their own conundrum conclusion.
Whether it is wit or wisdom you seek, the MidkChiks are 100% wonderful.
This may be the nicest comment we've received from a woman who excels at sarcasm--or wit--as we like to think of it!
ReplyDeleteGritty, uncut reality blogging at its best - that's what the MikChiks deliver. And I can personally attest to the fact that the Miks don't make this stuff up... they've been a source of blessing, wisdom and hilarity in my strangely diverse life numerous times. Bring it, Questioning - you can trust these chicks.
ReplyDeleteYep. Real coNUNdrums from real people. And some very real (and helpful) advice from the MikChiks. Not to mention it's always entertaining, with or without the sarcasm. Wait, has there ever been an answer without sarcasm? (snicker). And their love is also genuine.
ReplyDeletewell now I can't wait to read the rest of the letter!! and the answers!!
ReplyDeleteAfter reading this post I have a conundrum happening in my head. Why are there giggle marks or quote marks in the following sentence?
ReplyDeleteIt came from a "real" person.
Grammatically, the giggle marks show sarcasm, which leads one to believe it's not a real person, yet the rest of the blog was promising it was a real person, hence the conundrum in my head. If you intended them to show emphasis (try italics for that), check out this blog, in which you'll find you are not alone: http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com
Sincerely,
Confused Grammar Policewoman
Are you truly confused, CGP? Hmmm--when you know in your heart of hearts what "repeat" giggle mark offenders we "really" are? And where were you four hours ago when we posted "this"?
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ReplyDeleteThey're legit. I sent in a conundrum. I am a real person =)
ReplyDeleteFor my comment, see Mari's comment and consider it repeated. Why restate something when Mari already said it perfectly!
ReplyDeleteAnd, yes, Mari, Ill have a latte please.
♥
ReplyDeleteIt's real people, like you, that keep the rest of us safe from the horrors of bad grammar. Thanks. (or should that be "thanks?")
ReplyDeleteReal letters--real people answering with real humor and real carefully and often prayerfully prepared comments. I LOVE the MikChiks!
ReplyDeleteJust yesterday, I read on a list that there ought to be a symbol for sarcasm. I agree. Several other ideas I read that I liked: GPS ought to start at #5--I already know how to get out of my neighborhood. . .And an argument really sucks when you suddenly realize you're the one who's wrong. . .And shirts get dirty, underwear gets dirty, but pants you can wear forever.
First off, the MC have printed a couple of my conundrums. So if they are scam artists, they also invented me, which means they have had WAY too much time on their hands for longer than I suspect they have been on the internet. (You will find I have a *lot* of stuff on the net, dating back to at least 1988, if not earlier. Feel free to search my name, but be prepared to whimper in a corner.)
ReplyDeleteNext, I think I'm offended, except that I don't get offended. First you compliment me (Strange), then you scratch that call me something rather PC-- Diverse. While I have had Diverse voices in my head, and have worn Diverse personalities over the years, at my core I am Strange-- one of the Peculiar People. So much for "all in goodwill".
8^P
Oh, and could you please make this stupid thing just show all comments by default? Why would I only want to see multiples of 5?
ReplyDeleteAh, she was being sarcastic. That explains it.
ReplyDeleteAnd I personally know at least two other coNUNdrummers.
ReplyDeleteI can attest to the argument one for sure!
ReplyDeleteSearching the net now...
ReplyDeleteI don't know what that's about, but it annoys me, too!
ReplyDeleteI'll get right on that. ;)
ReplyDeleteDid Verna say sucks?
ReplyDeleteTa-da!
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