Greetings
Readers!
Today
we bring you a 140-word conundrum which we must answer in 140 words per our
agreement for February. If you don't know what we're talking about, don't worry, we're not sure ourselves. If you have a
140-word conundrum (or Burning Love Entry), there's still time to send it in.
So,
let's get this party started!
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| Donald's rug--but where's his Pate? |
(Dear
Mikchiks)—our salutation, not
part of her word count.
What’s the deal with shifting rugs? No, not the rugs
that adorn balding pates, but the everyday rugs
that adorn your floors. (Pates? As
in liver? I, Lisa, don't know what pates of the head are.)
They move. (The rugs--not the pates.) When no one is looking.
An anti-slip mat doesn’t stop the runner in our hall
from shifting an inch or two daily. And the bedroom rug regularly mocks me from
its cock-eyed position. I thought I was alone in my bafflement over this
rug coNUNdrum until one day, as I straightened the wayward hallway rug for the
1,982,732nd time, my husband turned to me and asked, “How do they
move so much?”
“I wish I knew. But I know who can help. The
MikChiks. They know everything (well
not everything).”
So, here we are. Are we the only ones burdened by
this bother? Do we walk off-kilter? Or is our house crooked?
We need your help.
Consternated Rug Wranglers
Dear
Wranglers,
(Maddie here),
Shifting
happens. But not to worry.
We
know that often times those cheap, rubber, grippy things do no good. They
never stay stuck to the rug--it's really a case of: it's them, not you. Ergo on your behalf, we did
a little Googling and this is what we found:
Mohawk Rug Tape. The word tape gives us confidence.
Give this a try. Seems legit.
Or
you could be like Holly C., and actually nail your area rug to the floor.
Girlfriend don’t play.
We
have a lot more words to burn up here. I (Maddie), am writing this in my
bedroom where I am looking at my and Aaron’s closets. The difference is
profound. I should be embarrassed, (yes, you should be), but I’m not (not surprised) . He knew
what he was getting into. (Sure, Maddie--I understand--sometimes we tell ourselves these things so we can sleep at night.)
And
that’s a wrap!
Hopefully
the readers will have more superior thoughts (our constant fallback:).
Love,
The
MikChiks
P.S. Please don't check our word count--we were fools to ever believe we could adhere to one.