Monday, June 11, 2012

Winner--the Epilogue

Dear Ol' Red (and other Wonderful Readers),

Your request in the last post's comments, has made it apparent that some of you (or maybe one of you) may not know that we are no longer the "Conundrum Solvers!" Yes, Betts, over at "Offbeat Advice" has taken over our role (which we begged her to take), and she is doing an incredible job!

In the spirit of that, we have employed Betts to solve the bathing suit conundrum that Ol' Red sent us after she became the winner of the $75.00 SwimSpot Gift Certificate.  Here it is: 

Dear MikChiks,
Or lady friends! Lady Conundrum-Solver and I have come up with an idea! I've picked out a few choice swimsuits. Well, they're ideas, but not definite selections. I need your help. I won't wear bikini bottoms, even if they're under a blousy top, so keep that in mind. But, here are some ideas. But, I'd like to have your ideas. Can you help?

http://www.swimspot.com/Bikini...
http://www.swimspot.com/Tankin..
.
But, I would need a different bottom. No bikini bottoms for me!

http://www.swimspot.com/Tankin...
http://www.swimspot.com/DD-CUP...
http://www.swimspot.com/Nautic...
http://www.swimspot.com/Bikini...

Honeybun has retired early tonight, so I'll have to let him in on the news in the morning. I can't wait to see his darling face when I tell him at the breakfast table in the morning!

So that's it, Betts--put on your aluminum headgear and give us (and Ol' Red) an answer!(Though we couldn't help peeking--we loved the first one and the second to the last.)

 P.S.  Maddie and I still have an awesome idea for a new blog--and I assure you that one of these days we will reveal it!  Soon even.

In the meantime, please don't give up on us.

All in Goodwill (and Benevolence),
Lisa (and the Sidekick)

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Winner Announced!

Dear Readers!

We have a winner for the $75 Gift Certificate  to SwimSpot!!!!!  I assigned a number to each person's chances and then used a random number generator to pick a winner.  Number 28 won and that correlated with Ol' Red!!!  Anonymous soul that she is!!!!  She and her Honeybun can pick something out together so only peace and love will reign i their kingdom!  

Maybe she'll send us a pic.  
In the meantime, I'll let Bambi from SwimSpot know where to send the card (or code).

Congrats Ol' Red!!!!!  May you have a summer full of sunshine and cannonballs!

I'm sorry everyone couldn't win, but thank you all for playing:).

With Mucho Love,
~Lisa

Friday, June 1, 2012

$75 Totally Awesome Giveaway!


a tankini offered at SwimSpot
Dear Readers!

Apparently being an out-of-work Conundrum Solver has an upside—like you get to post about the trouble you get into while you have this extra time on your hands—and people enjoy it, (Schadenfreude at its finest!), and somehow Marketing People find you. 

And then you get to offer your Wonderful Readers awesomeness!

But first a question:   What's worse that squeeeeeeeezing yourself into a long column dress that should fit, but was probably mis-sized and has no give causing you to become stuck in it like an encased sausage—till a baffled sales associate pulls and tugs it back over your head—judgment written all over her disapproving face?

I'll tell you what's worse—shopping for a swimsuit!  I have not bought a new one in about eight years—and Maddie my dd, and Holly my gf, can verify this statement.   It was back then almost a decade ago when I found a cover-up for a swimsuit that had lycra in it.  I stitched a certain undergarment into it (somewhere between the neck and the waist) and called it a swim-dress.

I was ahead of my time.

But then Bambi from SwimSpot contacted me.  And that is her real name—no comments please—she's a lovely woman!  She asked me to check out SwimSpot, and if I liked what I saw and wanted to blog about it, that she would give one of my Wonderful Readers a $50.00 Gift Certificate to the site.  I responded enthusiastically, because really—what else am I doing with my life?—and she responded by upping the certificate to $75.00!

SwimSpot  has it going on! They offer a vast selection of Designer Brand Swimwear, plus special features such as  Concierge Service, The Fit Specialist, and the Bikini Builder that help customers choose the perfect swimsuit for themselves.  

Here's one of the videos from The Fit Specialists:


No more standing in front of the department store mirror trying on suit after suit that doesn't fit your shape, while feeling queasy under glaring florescent light.

Those days are over!  

Can you say Free Shipping and Exchanges!

If you're looking for a great fitting one-piece, swim dress, tankini, bikini, or swim accessories, you'll find them at Swim Spot!

Ergo Madeline never fear! This is the year I'll buy a new swimsuit!  And I'm not joking—I found several Tankinis with  skirted bottoms and a real swim dress that I love.

So Readers, I am truly excited for you to win a $75.00 certificate to this site. 

And what Bambi asks for in return is that you 1) Check out SwimSpot; 2) Like them on Facebook, and 3) Share this wonderful blog post with your friends—okay that last one was mine.  But if you do share, we'll give you an extra chance in the drawing.  Then leave a comment here on the blog to let me know what you've done.  We'll take it from there!

I forgot to ask how long we should keep the drawing open, so let's just say till next Friday—unless I hear otherwise. 

Wishing everyone Gut Gluck and a harrow-less Bathing Suit Season!

All in Goodwill,
~Lisa

P.S. We're still working on the new look for this site (this is not it), and the layout for the new blog.  Maddie's dragging her feet on a title.  Just saying. . . .